Why Is It So Hard To Talk To A Person Who Can Help Me

I have had enough of the bull sh#t I want a Representative to call me personally on my cell phone so I can get to the bottom of a few issues verifying my business. want to verify over the phone my cell phone number , leave me a message with a call back number should I not answer. The post card never came, my business is not where google thinks it is and my number is not correct I don't know why this is so f#cking hard call my cell phone and I will tell you everything you want to know about my business I need a call ASAP by someone who speak English fluently and can comprehend what the f#ck I'm trying to say enough with the automated generic answers and bull sh#t I want a competent person to call me Please!!!!!! Thank You